Hello.

It isn't actually Sunday, and I'm not drinking coffee. In fact, it's not even morning.

All you need to know is that this is the first post on my new blog, and my name is Amanda. Nice to make your acquaintance. Here you'll find:

• Proper grammar and punctuation.
• Correct spelling.
• Sarcasm and dry wit.
• Self-deprecating humor.
• The occasional rant.
• Links to cool and/or amusing stuff that I find online. (Like this one.)

That's it for now! I will most likely post every Sunday, but keep checking back in case I decide not to keep to a schedule. (You'll know after the first two weeks or so.)

Later.