Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I need a fucking aspirin.

I'm a socialist, Obama is STILL dragging ass on Don't Ask Don't Tell, swine flu will only kill a few people, and the people in charge at Apple are enormous hypocrites.

The good news is, New York is closer to gay marriage.

Also, it's raining again, and I'm still in bed, curled up with the cats and the laptop. I'm going to go make some hot cocoa.
The missus and I went apartment hunting the other day and found a gorgeous one that we both fell in love with instantly. All I need to do is get back to work so we can afford it. Good thing our lease isn't up on this place until December.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Just a quick post, then I'm back to feeling like I'm going to die.

Taking a quick break from excruciating cramps to celebrate that Maine legalized same-sex marriage!

Also, same-sex marriages performed in other states will be recognized in Washington D.C..

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Hello, readers (and new follower!), this is to inform you that I may be taking a brief hiatus in order to, um, get my shit together.

Also, since my brain is currently malfunctioning aside from the obvious "Haha, funny man funny" in reference to the Eddie Izzard special I'm watching as I'm typing this, here are some links that you must click RIGHT NOW as I smoke.

- The Prez AND the Vice Prez like hamburgers too! I know, right?

- House passes hate crime legislation. (Question: does hate crime legislation limit freedom of speech? Short answer: no, and you're dumb.)

- Swine flu might put a damper on Cinco de Mayo celebrations because, uh... only Mexicans have it? What?

- I JUST realized that the dorky guy in all those movies I've seen and curled my lip at... is the Mac guy! (For the record, I like PC guy better and I am stupid.)

- Craigslist might drop their sex ads, which means you might want to hurry up.

And now this: